samedi, décembre 24 ' 02:37
pfft. all i want for christmas is an air ticket to taiwan. despite countless letters to santa, i'm most probably not going to get my wish because
1) i've been a bad bad boy all year
2) his reindeers and elves have gone on strike
3) he's retired/doesnt exist.
so i've come up with this incredible fool-proof scheme. i'll just go to the prime minister/ any member of the government and tell them:
*taiwanese accent* (translated to english cuz i cant type chinese -.-) hi my name is (insert ridiculous taiwanese name e.g tai mai shoo or sth) and i've been illegally brought to singapore by (insert anti-government companies) and should immediately be sent back to taiwan, eh?
hey, its the singapore government afterall. they believe anything.
P.S i came up with this at 2:30 in the morning. anything to get my ass hauled to taiwan =x guess i miss you too much x)
♥ let's go somewhere only you & i know.
